banana butt

I was watching that atheist nightmare video again, and a strange thought occured to me.
Before I continue, I shall elaborate on this supposed nightmare that all atheists have, just in case you don't already know. Atheists have nightmares about bananas. This is because we know that bananas prove the existence of the Judeo-Christian god, and make atheists look like tools. Bananas fit into people's hands, and into peoples mouths. This is absolute proof that bananas were created by god, and evolution/the big bang/anything else that seems like it might have something to do with atheism- is wrong. That's the general idea anyway.

Now, most people do know that bananas are domesticated. Humans bred them to be what they are. Wild bananas, or, the bananas created by 'god', are not exactly compatible with the human hand, or mouth for that matter.

Anyways, that is not what I was thinking about. I was thinking about the argument used in the atheist nightmare video. The banana fits in your hand, therefore it is meant to go there. The banana fits in your mouth, therefore god wants it to go there. A penis fits into an arse, but god isn't so keen on that. But why? The penis seems... shaped to fit into an arse. The writers of the bible therefore are obviously mistaken, god wants us all to buttfuck!!
Also, when you think about it, bananas fit into the anus also. If something fits into my hand or mouth, god MUST want it to be there. I'm sure that acid would fit nicely in my mouth, god MUST have designed acid specifically for this purpose, right?

So yeah, you can probably tell that I found their whole argument silly, and I don't really have nightmares about bananas. They aren't remotely scary.