So I know I've been neglecting this blog...

I think it's time to get her up and going again.

So what's new with me since... a year ago when I last was here? I have a job, I'm now in second year uni. I'm perhaps more spiteful than ever :)

So I figure I'll kick this second reincarnation of my blog off with a hilarious news story. Darwin man hit in the face with dildo shot from the vagina of a stripper.

Yep. That's right.

You see in Australia, we have the harsh gun laws and all. How can working gals defend themselves? By using their super-stripper-vag muscles to shoot projectiles at threatening men.

You may think this is strange... but it is NT. Just sayin'.