So you think you can remain focused in an exam?

So did I.

Imagine shag carpet. Imagine it brown.

Imagining? Good.

Now imagine you are taking an exam. A 3 hour exam. 10 minutes in, you notice that this shag carpet is GROWING ON THE BACK OF THE PERSON SITTING IN FRONT OF YOU.

YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.

So anyway, I couldn't concentrate. He kept moving, and I kept wondering if it was because there were living creatures taking shelter in the hair on his back.

Which one of these blog posts doesn't belong?

I'll give you a hint... it's this one.

Normally I blog about lovely random things that I hear on the news, or that pop into my head in conversation. This blog is about emotions, specifically, mine. I will probably cringe at this tomorrow morning (if not sooner), and delete it. However, at the moment, I feel like writing it out. I think it may give me some clarity, because at the present, things are a jumble, like when you have long hair and you sleep with it down, and then wake up in the morning with impossible knots.

Anyway, do you ever feel as if you need a completely objective observer to step into your head and sort things out for you? By things, I mean how you feel. When I said inside of my head, I really mean inside of my head. If you were watching this from the outside, you would be of no help. You'd need to know exactly what I was/am thinking, which even I don't know. Grrrr. Having a god would be so handy right now, especially an Old Testament kinda god, who talks back and sends fiery chariots and such. I don't feel like catching a bus today... god, can you send me a flaming chariot? Thanks a bunch!

Anyways AGAIN, I need something that sorts thoughts. A thought sorter. Try saying that 10 times, really fast!

I seem to be feeling a lot of things at once, which seem to be conflicting with each other, leaving me with absolutely no idea how I actually feel, or why. The stress I have at the moment (thanks, exams!) is doing nothing to help the situation, it's acting like a catalyst of sorts. I have a feeling that if I was a "good person", I would know what is the "right" thing to do, and I wouldn't be obsessing over the things I am obsessing over.

Anyway, the whole thing is rather vexing. Irksome. Perplexing. Stressing. Whatever. I think I'm doing a fairly good job of remaining cheerful and regular, but it is quite a bit more difficult than usual.

This didn't really help much at all.

Homosexuality leads to the destruction of society

Just now, I was talking to someone who made the claim in the title of this blog. Homosexuality leads to the destuction/collapse of civilization.

I totally agree with him. Remember when the fags sacked Rome? I sure do.

Britain? Totally not as strong as it used to be. Know why? The fag rebellion of '98....


*stifles laughter*

Fire-people update

Alright, an uptade on the fire-people from Victoria. Or should we call them the whiner-people... or the PMS-ish-woman-people....

I was watching the news last night, as I tend to do. The inquiry about the fire is still going, and apparently, a large percentage of the calls to 000 went unanswered. People are whining about it. I wonder why it is.

OH YEAH, I KNOW. Maybe it was because the whole goddamn state was burning, and a relatively small number of people are manning the phones, and driving the firetrucks. Seriously, do you think that the people at the emergency services are sitting around playing cards?!?! NO. They were busting their arses trying to help all of you, and as they aren't in infinite supply, there were delays. Do you seriously think they can be in all places at once?! You're confusing the firemen with JESUS!!!

Seriously, stop your goddamn whining. They did their best. Next time they should just not show up, we'll see how many of the calls are answered then.

Tards.

Evidence of how wasteful and stupid western society is

Can you tell that I'm not having a good night? It's 10:40 and I've already posted two angry blogs, if you include this.

Our society produces such pointless products and we convince ourselves that we need them.

Bendy rulers. wtf? I mean really, are you going to rule a straight line around a corner?? And even if you are going to, it's not like the ruler bends at a right angle!! It just bends a little bit!!! What can you use it for!!!?!?! WHAT?!?!?!!! Nothing.

Chasers

They poked fun at some sick kids. Boo-fucking-hoo. Have a cry, seriously.

The reason they do it is to get ratings and such. If you don't like it, and want to ensure they are no longer on the air, don't watch their show and bitch about it! The controversy is what makes them great. I mean, they thrive on it, so giving them more is detrimental to your cause, no?

Fucking idiots. Really.... That's like giving Paris Hilton attention in order to make her humble.