Above is a screenshot of an ad. I took it a few weeks ago. You've seen similar. There is one rule you must obey, and you'll get a flat stomach, you'll get a boyfriend, you'll get married, have kids, your life will be fulfilling etc etc etc... All you have to do is enter your credit card number here.
Anyway, I was looking at this advert, and I had a thought. The woman in the "before" picture looks PREGNANT. Seriously, I'm not saying fat, I'm saying pregnant.
So the good news. You don't have to enter your credit card number, and become the victim of online-weight-loss-fraud. You can just ask me, I know the secret to a flat stomach. Abortion. Removes infants and leaves you with that flat stomach you've always dreamed of!!
Advertising fail.
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