Thursday, April 29, 2010

Dear Church...

I don't tell you how to pray. I don't tell you who you can pray to. I don't tell you where you can pray.

Please afford me the same courtesy. Don't tell me how to fuck. Don't tell me who I can fuck. Don't tell me where I can fuck.

Sincerely, Me.

4 comments:

Jonno_FTW said...

The sincerity is strong in this one.

A strange, terrible group of horses said...

Well, it is rather annoying. Why do they even care? It's not like I'm going to run into church on a Sunday and do it on the altar.

Jonno_FTW said...

Doooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettt

A strange, terrible group of horses said...

Heh. Not now. Maybe when I was 17. Now I'd be tried as an adult.