Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Dear weird black hair,

How did you get into my bra? Who do you belong to? Did you stick there in the wash and go unnoticed until I got dressed, or did you transfer from my shirt? Are you even a human hair? I know you certainly aren't mine, and no one in my house has black hair. Please explain.


Sincerely,

Me.

2 comments:

Jonno_FTW said...

There's only one explanation for mysterious black hairs...

A strange, terrible group of horses said...

A mysterious tiny black person living in my clothes?