I think it's time to get her up and going again.
So what's new with me since... a year ago when I last was here? I have a job, I'm now in second year uni. I'm perhaps more spiteful than ever :)
So I figure I'll kick this second reincarnation of my blog off with a hilarious news story. Darwin man hit in the face with dildo shot from the vagina of a stripper.
Yep. That's right.
You see in Australia, we have the harsh gun laws and all. How can working gals defend themselves? By using their super-stripper-vag muscles to shoot projectiles at threatening men.
You may think this is strange... but it is NT. Just sayin'.
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Whaaaat?! It can't have caused any serious injury, surely. Which makes me wonder why it's in the news. Reminds me of the adelaidenow news headline "Man massages girl's breasts with oil" for a story on sexual molestation.
I eagerly await your next inciteful blog post, wherever it may be.
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