The award goes to a Mr. Ron Heather, a bus driver from England.
Most people have now heard about the atheist advertising campaign in England at the present. There are adverts on buses, payed for by the British Humanist Society, that state "There probably is no god". These adverts are completely legal. Religious advertisements are almost everywhere, and are tolerated, but as soon as there is an advert for atheism, its WRONG.
Anyways, Ron shows up for work and sees the ad on the side of his bus. He flips, or, gets his knickers in a twist as the British say. He refuses to work, and goes home, because the adverts offend him and are an attack on christianity.
Hang on...
An attack on christianity? I'm pretty sure the ad just says "there probably is no god"... I don't recall reading the phrase "there probably is no christian god". This is yet another case of christians running about, pretending that they are persecuted. The bible said that one day they would be persecuted, this hasn't happened yet, so they feel the need to invent some persecution for the attention, and also to feel as if their book isn't complete and utter rubbish.
2nd place losers are the Christian voice pressure group. They think the ads are wrong, and the humanist society are evil heathens with beards and tiny forks who live in hell and want to lure your kids into a homosexual lifestyle.
Also, they claim that it is illegal to advertise things that are lies, and saying that there is no god is a porker. There is a mountain of evidence of their particular god, such as how pretty flowers are (I'm not making this shit up). However, there is no evidence for anything conflicting their particular god, therefore, atheists should just go away!!! *puts hands over ears* *closes eyes* LALALALALALALALALALALALALA
Friday, January 16, 2009
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