So did I.
Imagine shag carpet. Imagine it brown.
Imagining? Good.
Now imagine you are taking an exam. A 3 hour exam. 10 minutes in, you notice that this shag carpet is GROWING ON THE BACK OF THE PERSON SITTING IN FRONT OF YOU.
YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.
So anyway, I couldn't concentrate. He kept moving, and I kept wondering if it was because there were living creatures taking shelter in the hair on his back.
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It's clear you've gone completely and utterly mad.
Yep.
Not my fault though. Blame it on Mr. Carpet-back.
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