Kyle Sandilands = douchefaggery to the extreme

This Sandilands fucktard should be fired. Fired, where his bad hair, flabby chin(s), irritating woman-voice, and stupidity can no longer melt the brains of radio-listeners and television-watchers Australia-wide. Wow... that was a lot of hyphens.

Seriously... Sandilands is like a rash. A bad rash. Just when you thought he was gone, he's back, and more irritating and flaky than ever.

Kyle and his sidekick, the ever-blonde, ever-annoying, ever-pretentious, Jackie O-blivious, once again made jackarses out of themselves. I thought the Frenzal Rhomb incident made them look as stupid as they possibly could. Apparently not. They have a segment of their show where they hook people up to a lie detector, and reveal their secrets. Tasteless, but fair enough, IF the participants are consenting adults. In this case, the participant was not. A 14 year old girl was brought in by her mother, a horribly nosy woman who wanted to know if her darling daughter was shagging. Apparently, this woman is such a bad parent that she has no idea what her daugher is up to, and instead of simply asking her, sitting down for a mother-daughter chat, she has to hook her up to a lie detector on LIVE RADIO. Seriously, what a loser of a parent. If the only way you can discuss issues with your daughter is this, you are what I like to call a BAD PARENT. BAD, BAD, BAD. YOU DO NOT DESERVE CHILDREN. YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO CARE FOR THEM.

Anyways, the mother is not the only irresponsible one here. If a mother came to you (not in that way, Brodie), and said she wanted to know if her daugher was fucking, so she wanted you to hook her up to a lie detector and ask her personal questions of a sexual nature on live radio, would you do it? No. IRRESPONSIBLE. Or, in other words, ASKING FOR A LAWSUIT.

Continuing on then. Sandilands and Jackie O-bnoxious hook up the child to the lie detector. They ask her questions about drugs and sex, until the girl breaks down and admits that she was raped at age 12. The mother KNEW this. BEFORE THE INTERVIEW. If you know your daughter was raped in the recent past, you might guess that putting her on live radio and grilling her on her sexual behaviour MAY lead to adverse psychological effects, such as a breakdown. Maybe this might humiliate her, you know, having ALL OF AUSTRALIA. Revealing her rape to the world may have terrible effects, and CONTINUING TO QUESTION HER after she has revealed this information is possibly the most irresponsible behaviour possible in this situation.

This is all made worse by the fact that the girl OBVIOUSLY did not want to be there. She stated that she was scared, and that she did not want to be there, or partake in the activities. The response? Jackie O-bdurate laughed at her.

Could things get worse? Yes. Jackie O-bfuscate and Kyle Sandilands absconded themselves of all blame. None of it was their responsibility, apparently.

I am unspeakably mad. I hope both of them lose their jobs, and I hope Jackie gets fat.

*angry face*