If you breed cows and sell Angus beef to McDonalds, you will become incapable of smiling (or, in fact, incapable of not grimacing).
Allergy medication, specifically, claretyne, makes you really good at cricket, and paralyzes your family and friends.
People like to buy Mitsubishi outlanders so they can get away from it all.... out into the wilderness... back to mother nature... with a GIANT subwoofer....
Avon can fix the economy. Lost our job? Try Avon. Husband killed himself as a result of the global financial crisis? Try Avon.
Buy Lipton tea, and African children who are attractive and wearing western clothes will be given a new tap, and you'll also feel good, for some reason, despite the fact that you don't get a free tap. What's up with that??! YOU bought the tea, not the attractive African lads and gals... why do THEY get the free tap?!?! I WANT A TAP!!!
Having Foxtel installed makes you an idiot (but then again... perhaps he was an idiot already...)
Silver stops you from sweating. No joke, apparently there is silver in this crazy new deodorant, and it stops you from sweating... If I'm super rich, can I buy deodorant with platinum in it??
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They use aluminium in antiperspirants currently. They are supposed to clog up the sweat glands so you cannot sweat. It seems the next logical conclusion was to use silver (there being a correlation between aluminium and Alzheimer's disease)
Mmmm... What shall they use when they find out that silver gives you some other crazy medical condition?
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