If geographical areas were drugs, Australasia would be marijuana, and the US would be alcohol. Australia and New Zealand just sit around spreading the love, surfing, laughing at EVERYTHING and eating corn-chips. The US is totally fine, until one tiny thing sets it off, at which point it goes crazy, killing or maiming everything in it's path, possibly with the aide of an SUV.
Example, US cops VS New Zealand cops. I'll post links to the videos after a quick explanation.
US cops: Sprint up to a random man and smash him into a wall, leaving him in a coma. The man was innocent, and had no connection to any crimes. Someone mistakenly identified him as a suspect in a minor assault. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9llvTQn8v-c&feature=channel
NZ cops: A guy tried to steal a car, and he told the police that he did it for money to buy food. The police officer concerned then gave him advice regarding pie temperature, and blowing techniques which would prevent pie/mouth burn (And if your mind is in the gutter after the 'blowing' comment, kill yourself you filthy sexual deviant!). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2NhQmZ3S6E
See for yourself. Aren't you glad you don't live in the US?
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lol!!! I love that New Zealand cop. :D
As do I :)
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